Q: How many
Masons does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
A: It's a secret!
Q. How many
Cowans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They are in eternal darkness.
A group of Masons are playing golf one day at their
local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto
the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the
road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes
off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and
touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35
Chairman of the Lodge Committee was hospitalised and unable to attend the committee meeting.
In the morning he was pleased to receive a get-well
message from the Secretary, which read: 'The committee
took a decision to express their sincere good wishes for
a speedy and complete recovery. Six
in favour, three against, one abstention"
patrol car stops a vehicle one night at 02:30 AM for a
routine check. "Where are you going, Sir?" asks the
Officer. "To a lecture on Freemasonry" replies the
driver. "And exactly who gives lectures on Freemasonry
at two thirty in the morning?" asks the cop
disbelievingly. "My wife" replies the driver.