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"From its origin to the present hour, in all its vicissitudes, Masonry has been the steady, unvarying friend of man" - Rev. Erastus Burr

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The Lighter Side of Freemasonry (Warning! A non-Mason may not understand a few of these!)

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Q: How many Masons does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
A: It's a secret!

Q. How many Cowans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They are in eternal darkness.

     A group of Masons are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
     His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
     The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

     The Chairman of the Lodge Committee was hospitalised and unable to attend the committee meeting. In the morning he was pleased to receive a get-well message from the Secretary, which read: 'The committee took a decision to express their sincere good wishes for a speedy and complete recovery. Six in favour, three against, one abstention"

     A patrol car stops a vehicle one night at 02:30 AM for a routine check. "Where are you going, Sir?" asks the Officer. "To a lecture on Freemasonry" replies the driver. "And exactly who gives lectures on Freemasonry at two thirty in the morning?" asks the cop disbelievingly. "My wife" replies the driver.

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